10 Absurd Things The Rock Threatened To Stick Up Your Candy Ass
4. A Whistle
The legend of the ‘This Is Your Life’ segment between The Rock and Mankind will live on forever as one of the longest promo derailments as well as funniest things WWE ever produced.
Mankind struggled to cheer up his tag team partner and thought sending him down memory lane was the optimal solution. Of course, The Rock didn’t quite agree.
Both men played their part while completely ignoring what little script there was, which was exemplified in the way Mankind announced actors under different names than what was written on-screen. In the midst of the chaos, ‘The Great One’ was introduced to his old football coach.
'The Brahma Bull’ immediately dove into a story about DDTing another player on the field. Somehow, he was let off with sprints in front of a home crowd.
As apparently the memory still haunted him, The Rock was upset, and he threatened to use a whistle to show his coach what he thought of him. And all of this was because, for some reason, a young Dwayne Johnson felt it was unjust to make a player run laps for assaulting a fellow athlete with a wrestling move on AstroTurf.