10 Actors Who Should Play WWE Attitude Era Superstars In Movies

2. Scarlett Johansson As Sable

stone cold steve austin woody harrelson
Relativity Media/WWE

All right, merging these two beautiful women into a singular entity may be more of a wish fulfillment thing for my younger and older selves, but hear me out.

There's scarcely a more enduring image of the Attitude Era than Rena Mero wearing nothing but handprints over her breasts. And I will eat my own shoe if there is any actress out there today that pubescent boys would want to see fill those handprints two decades later more than ScarJo.

Is Johansson a dead ringer for the former Mrs. Rena Mero? No, of course not. But she oozes sultriness in even her most subtle roles.

The heart of Sable's movie wouldn't be about her time spent in the ring, but about her pin-up extracurriculars and on-again/off-again relationship with WWE. Johansson would thrive in the retelling of these stories.

Contributor

Jacob is a part-time contributor for WhatCulture, specializing in music, movies, and really, really dumb humor.