Weve touched on Dan Madigan and his ill-fated career as a wrestling writer (he proposed that Paul Heyman manage a thawed out Nazi super soldier, an idea eveVincent Kennedy McMahon couldnt get behind). Madigans WWE horror flick See No Evil (2006) wasnt a massive hit, but it did provide the world with a memorably demented performance from Kane as Jacob Goodnight, the religious maniac who gouged out his victims eyes, amongst other things. During production, Madigan received a call from the films director claiming that hed received a script note from Vince McMahon requesting that a scene be inserted, if youll pardon the expression, where the enormous Goodnight pulls out his enormous Jacob, revealing it to be three feet long. I thought there was a connection problem. I said Greg, can you just back up and repeat that last line for me? He goes, Yes, Vince wants Kane's penis to be three feet long, and none of the producers are saying anything about it. So I sat there, I go, Oh, this is not good. This is not good. This is really not good." The scene never made it into the film, fortunately, and Kanes big red machine remains a haunting mystery to the vast majority of the free world.
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