10 Annoying Things That Wrestling Is Obsessed With
2. Poop
Or, the boss needs to see someone covered in sh*t.
Look, nobody would enjoy the stinky humiliation of being drenched from head to toe in human or animal waste. It'd be mortifying if it happened in public, and slightly worrying if it happened in the family home. On wrestling TV though, it's part and parcel of the product.
Think about the effort it'd take to package literal faeces up, take it to the rafters of a sports arena and convince somebody on the payroll to release that smelly mess on cue. Imagine the looks they'd give you? You'd be reported to the local authorities at the very least, but not in the complex world of sports entertainment!
Toilet humour in general is something WWE are fascinated by. They like poop, they like ass-related comedy, and they love watching heels look aghast as their (rather convenient) bright white clothing is smeared in putrid brown crap on camera.