10 Awesome 90s Wrestling Feuds You Totally Forgot About

4. Kaientai vs. Val Venis (1998)

Monday Night Raw once involved a segment with Dick Togo, Men's Teioh, Funaki and Wally Yamaguchi onstage chopping a salami in half with a samurai sword as Val Venis watched in shock as Yamaguchi shouted "I choppy choppy your pee pee!" Somehow, this is actually very entertaining television. If you're a complete misogynist, the idea of Val Venis' gimmick upon entering the WWF in 1998 is awesome. He was a babyface pornographic film star who slept with the significant others of his opponents in order to get under their skin.In the case of Wally Yamaguchi, Venis slept with Mrs. Yamaguchi-san, which led to Mr. Yamaguchi deciding that he was going to publicly spank her for her indiscretion. Of course, Venis made the save, which led to the samurai sword incident. After a match with where Taka Michinoku sided with, then turned on Venis (as the y faced Kaientai in a tag match, thus joining Kaientai in the process), the now foursome kidnapped Venis, and Raw ended that same week with the cliffhanger being whether or not Wally Yamaguchi had sliced off Val Venis' penis with his samurai sword. Of course, the next week, a safe, sound (and still in possession of his penis) Venis stated that "shirnkage" of his member had kept him safe, as well as John Wayne Bobbitt (yes, the man who actually famously had his penis cut off by his wife) turning off the lights in the room where the deed was to take place. Sex, intrigue, samurai swords, John Wayne Bobbitt and kick-ass Japanese junior heavyweight wrestling, too? Amazing.