10 Awesome Wrestling Insults That Nobody Ever Talks About

3. Scott Steiner Ages Ric Flair By 15 Years

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Known more for his infamous math promo, Big Poppa Pump, in the year of 2000, devised a formula for character assassination.

He aimed his bullet directly into the temple of Ric Flair with such emphatic precision that he irrevocably changed the perception of The Man. He didn't beat The Man, but By Gawd, he absolutely f*cking killed him.

Ironically, this awesome promo, delivered by a bleach blonde badass, began as a Rated-R update on Ric Flair's old womanising schtick. "Last night, when I was kicking it in the booty-o*," Steiner said, he changed the channel post-coitus to watch the WWF and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin was a guy Flair and his friends got fired from WCW because he's a "jealous old bastard".

*Translated from Steiner-speak, "Last night, when I was partaking in anal sex".

That wasn't even the deathblow.

He then launched a further vicious tirade at Flair, a guy he wasn't even programmed with, fuelled by his frustration at the backstage politicking that had killed WCW just as he gloriously sh*t-talked his way into the main event picture. Steiner said Flair had "more loose skin than a Shar-Pei puppy," most famously, but the follow-up line was equally fire.

"He's supposed to be the limousine-ridin', jet-flyin' son of a gun, but I'm sayin' one time, you should've took a cab and used that money to fix your crooked, yellow teeth."
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