10 Baffling Pieces Of WWE Merchandise

7. Holiday Nutcracker Dolls

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WWE love the holiday season, releasing all manner of decorations with various superstar branding and in a variety of different styles. It's common to see WWE tree decorations, themed T shirts, and even snow-globes. These odd releases might make this list if it wasn't for the sheer strangeness of the WWE Nutcracker dolls.

These creepy wooden figures came in three different varieties - John Cena, Ultimate Warrior, and Sting. The figures bore little-to-no resemblance to their respective superstars, the Cena doll being the most confusing with its long, curling moustache and thick, black hair.

One can't deny the niche value of these things, but they do have an unnerving air about them. I imagine if you lined them all up together you could induce nightmares as opposed to a warm feeling of holiday wonder... especially if you had an older sibling who might place the Sting doll atop of your wardrobe or over your bed.

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