10 Baffling Pieces Of WWE Merchandise

5. Gnomes

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The Venn diagram focusing on wrestling fans and lawn art fanatics would presumably have a very small overlap, but that didn't stop WWE from releasing a series of garden gnomes based on their most popular superstars.

Perennial cash cow John Cena got immortalised in gnome form as did C.M Punk, The Undertaker, and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Punk and Cena were even treated to a deluxe gnome release as both were the subject of a statue featuring four gnomes on a bench in various poses. A quick glance at these pieces will tell you that they were exactly the same mould with a different paint job and tag line printed on the front.

There is only really one word for these: baffling.

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