10 Best Current WWE Theme Songs

9. John Cena - “My Time Is Now”

“Blllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloompadoo!”

I don’t like this song. You probably don’t like this song either. But right now, it’s hard to argue that it isn't iconic. Years from now it will rank highly up there as one of the most recognisable wrestling themes of all-time.

The lyrics are terrible, “you never catch me in the next man’s sweater” and “I got my soul straight, gonna brush your teeth with Colgate” are true clunkers (why does John Cena want to brush my teeth anyway?). But those horns. Those horns! There’s no escaping them, try as we might.

“My Time is Now” is far from the best rap ever recorded, but it’s competently done and kind of unique. If you’re still not onboard, then feel free to join in on the alternate lyrical version that fans sing along to at arenas with “John Cena sucks! John Cena sucks!”.

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