7. Suplex City, B*tch
Brock Lesnar is is not of this world. He's pro wrestling's version of Marvel Comics' Galactus come to devour the Earth and Paul Heyman is his herald. The great thing is that's exactly how this match was booked. Lesnar was the conqueror and Roman Reigns was the scrappy underdog who smiled while he got his *ss kicked. There's something about watching Brock Lesnar suplex people that makes one feel so...manly. Every time he throws an opponent with a german suplex every male in the crowd's voice deepens and he grows some extra chest hair. And it never gets old. Let that be anyone else spamming one move over and over like they're playing a video game and only know the controls for one combo and we'd be overcome with rage at the lack of "workrate." Not with Brock. We're just glad we don't have to visit Suplex City.
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