10 Best Stone Cold Steve Austin Insults
3. 'He Calls Himself A Gorilla, But He Hee-Haws Like A Jack Ass.'
Following his kayfabe suspension from WWE in 1997, 'Stone Cold' took part in a memorable interview segment in which the camo-clad Texan was seen using several photos of prominent figures as target practice.
One such figure was on-screen WWF President Gorilla Monsoon. Before blasting his photo with an arrow, Austin shouted, 'He calls himself a gorilla, but he hee-haws like a jack ass.'
No one says the word 'jackass' quite like Steve Austin. He always found a way to make a relatively minor insult sound so much worse.
Also, there probably isn't a funnier sounding word an in the English language than hee-haw. Truthfully, if one can find a way to fit 'hee-haw' into their insult, it will almost always sound that much worse (or better depending on your perspective).
Moreover, after watching the promo, one has to wonder if Austin is really that good with a bow, or if they had to do several takes.