1. This Is Why John Cena Should Always Win
https://twitter.com/RoFloESPN/status/635623889868079104 It seems wrong to end on a down-note after such a lighthearted article, but here we are. Are you proud of yourselves, John Cena haters? This is what your maniacal opposition results in. It crushes the dreams of innocent, happy children, many of whom will have travelled miles to see him. When Cena wins, it might ruffle your feathers slightly. But when he loses? Thousands of little kids see their hero fall to the forces of evil. Children don't care about good ring psychology or deep, meaningful promos. They don't even care that his springboard stunner looks like a Thunderbird puppet attempting a backflip. They just want to see their favourite win, and the kids' favourite for the past decade has been John Cena. Who are we to deny them that? Make the most of it, adult wrestling fans, because Cena will equal Flair's record sooner or later. He'll almost certainly beat it too. The kids will have their vengeance, and that vengeance will be terrible.