10 Best Wrestling Tag Team Names Ever

2. Devastation Corporation

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There aren't a huge amount of things to think of when coming up with a tag team name. More importantly than anything else, it really needs to sum up the ethos of a team, what they have set out to achieve and what they will do to get their. Working primarily in CHIKARA, the Devastation Corporation name perfectly ticks this box.

The team is there to devastate the competition, which is defined as great damage or destruction, or a severe and overwhelming grief. They are also in the business of making money, with their manager Sidney Bakabella leading them from pay window to pay window.

As such, they are a Devastation Corporation. A money-making scheme that cashes cheques by breaking skulls. The fact that the words rhyme is a wonderful coincidence too. If you still aren't convinced by the majesty of this name, then let me tell you the names of the three men who have made up the team;

Blaster McMassive, Max Smashmaster and Flex Rumblecrunch. If Flex Rumblecrunch isn't the best name you've heard all day, you've had one heck of a day.

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