10 Best WWE Arm Wrestling Matches
3. Mr. McMahon Vs. Zach Gowen
You knew it was coming.
You knew it was coming, and you shouldn't have laughed, because it was horrible, but you still laughed, because the in-his-prime Mr. McMahon character was the cruelest, hammiest, funniest, most blessed motherf*cker of all time.
You knew that Mr. McMahon was going to kick Zach Gowen's leg out of his leg.
Vince, looking as tanned and humungous as any guy he ever pushed, was in incredible form. Wearing a satanic smile, he taunted the amputee with a faux-sympathetic "You're not getting nervous, are ya?" before clasping hands. In the span of approximately one minute, Vince cycled through an actor's highlight reel condensing an anthology of several crappy B movie masterpieces. His head thrust back in howling agony, his face then morphed from humiliation to twisted cruelty as he kicked Gowen's leg out from under him. Aiming for sympathy but generating more dark pop joy than Gary Glitter's back catalogue, McMahon's post-match promo was just incredible, too:
"You don't deserve to be in my ring! I need athletes in here - not some freak!"