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5. "Kane Can Drive" (Kane)
Let it be known that Paul Bearer was a big wind up.
The portly, shrill-voiced manager didn't mind ribbing his charges whenever he could get away with it. Just ask Kane; the 'Big Red Machine' remembered the kind side of Bearer, but told Austin that Paul took advantage of him in a light-hearted fun way too. He couldn't whine, because Bearer was legit organising his travel, hotels and more.
One day, the pair were riding together in Kane's red cadillac when Paul suddenly decided to bust his peer's balls. Kane, who presumably wanted to scare the crap out of everyone who spotted him, was wearing a ski mask to conceal his identity around fans. Things were going well until Bearer rolled down a window and bellowed over to a crowd, "Kane can drive!".
Fans swarmed the car to get a look, and Bearer giggled at how flustered Kane got. His trademark high-pitched voice had grabbed everyone's attention, and they had a hard time getting into the arena. What a laugh.