10 Bizarre WWE Experiments You Totally Don't Remember

6. 1-800-FELLA

Sheamus might have more bangers than a hot dog cart these days, but it was a long and bumpy road for the Irishman.

The Great White has been through many different phases over his lengthy WWE career. From brash rookie, to Beaker's cousin, to League of Nations leader, to being covered in Jeff Hardy's wee, Sheamus has seen and done it all in the world of wrestling.

He even had his own phoneline.

In the Summer of 2013, Sheamus was the star of several "adverts" for 1-800-FELLA, a fictional service that saw Sheamus help various people in need via the medium of Brogue Kick.

Got hiccups? Brogue Kick. Kitten stuck in a tree? Brogue Kick. Choking on food? Seriously? That is not advisable, everyone, please do not do that.

We never did find out what the end goal of these bizarre segments was, as Sheamus tore his labrum shortly after they began airing. When he returned at the 2014 Royal Rumble, the vignettes were dropped.

What else could he have done with a Brogue Kick? Launched a ship? Opened a bottle of champange? Performed dental surgery?

We'll never know.

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