10 Bizarro Commercials Featuring Wrestlers
4. Edge And Christian - Stacker 2
Edge and Christian are former world champions now, but back in the dawn of the millenium they were an upstart tag team who kept a giant anthropomorphised pill bottle for company.
The trio swagger down the Hollywood Walk of Fame accompanied by a scuzzy seventies instrumental. For their part, Edge and Christian wear head to toe shiny material that reeks of cheapness. The Stacker 2 pill bottle mascot takes pride of place between the tag team.
Edge and Christian throw out the classic pick up lines; “babe, you totally reek of awesomeness” and "you are a full on scorch cake." Though the oddest thing in the presentation is the female onlookers who have strong robotic overtones. The first lady they encounter makes the line “ooooh, I love the way you burn fat” sinister with her stilted dialogue and piercing unblinking eyes.
It quickly becomes apparent that the pill mascot is somehow the sex symbol rather than the two athletes in their prime. So this isn't lost on potential customers, the walking pill bottle is dragged off by two promo models in matching cocktail dresses. Edge explains "chicks go whack for the stack."