10 Candidates For WWE's Bizarre Post-WrestleMania 36 Push
1. Dash Wilder
From out of nowhere, Vince McMahon will simply decide to break up a stable or a partnership or a tag team.
A man might leave his team of furniture-destroying sociopaths to find God, for example. A man might smash his former friend through a glass window. Dash Wilder might be awarded all the riches to persuade him not to sign with All Elite Wrestling, as a hypothetical.
Scott Dawson is as good as gone. His contract expires sometime in April, and he has alluded so often to his exit that it's almost getting boring. That leaves Vince two months with which to convince Dash Wilder to f*ck his partner over and, by extension, AEW.
Dash Wilder might get a crack at the Intercontinental Title - and win - in a bid to prove that this push isn't a hollow promise. And hey, Vince might think, it's only Sami Zayn. That guy is f*cking irritating. And skinny.
Dash, what's your favourite song? Do you want it as your entrance theme? I can make it happen. Do you want a private tour bus? A jet? Jim Cornette as your manager?!
You can have it all.
So long as you f*ck Scott Dawson in the ass.
Say yeah.