10 Cheesiest Music Videos In Wrestling History

Modern critics of Roman Reigns' 2015 main event push would have had a field day with the flaming trash mountain that was Lex Luger's WWE babyface run. Vince McMahon simply decided that Lex Luger would be his next huge babyface star, and set about creating an alternate reality in which that was true. He shelled out who knows how much money for the Lex Express, a custom bus that traversed the highways and byways of the United States, so Lex could kiss babies, shake hands, and allegedly build goodwill.

This video features enough star-and-stripe decor and ridiculously facile lyrical meditations on the nature of manhood to choke Sylvester Stallone. It practically dares the viewer to support Luger or be outed as a filthy communist. You like Bret Hart better? Have you considered FLAGS? You think it's dumb that he was the Narcissist like a week ago but now he's some big hero? Here's a picture of Lex hugging his kids, ARE YOU SAYING YOU HATE CHILDREN?