10 Cheesiest Music Videos In Wrestling History

4. The Thrillseekers, "Rock America" (SMW, 1995)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljdP9RHuK84

Certified Wrestling Genius Jim Cornette believed that Chris Jericho and Lance Storm could not believably portray a pair of energetic, fun loving young men -- he was half right -- and so he drove them to an amusement park and literally demanded that they have fun on camera. What follows is a full five minutes of Canadians mugging for the camera, feeding tater tots to bears and roller skating. That's what fiery white meat babyfaces do, right? Visit shady, privately-owned bear zoos?

Sure, Storm and Jericho were still quite a ways away from their respective primes, but they were always killer workers, and they'd get over anywhere, especially in an old school athletic promotion like Smoky Mountain. It's just bizarre to imagine Corny sitting in his office, watching a Thrillseekers audition tape and thinking, man, I'd love to hire these guys, but they're never gonna get over in Louisville unless the fans can see them play skeeball first.

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