10 Craziest Things Vince McMahon Has Ever Said To Wrestlers

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Obviously, Vince McMahon has said considerably more than 10 batsh*t insane things to his talent because he has asked them, over the span of about 40 years, to make real his outrageous storyline ideas. And so, even though these anecdotes haven't slipped out, Vince has all but assuredly said something to the effect of:

"You're so f*cking boring that my top star is going to go call you boring, and then fall asleep, complete with quilt, during your match" to Lance Storm.

"Will you sit in a depressing room for a year while I think of something to do with you? No, not catering, another one" to Aleister Black.

"Fancy shagging a mannequin mocked up to look like a corpse next door to a real funeral?" to Triple H.

"Can you stutter for me? It's just that we're trying to give the people we're asking fans to cheer for flaws these days. I've lost the plot" to Matt Morgan.

"Will you break wind excessively? You see, I have the sense of humour of a four year-old" to Natalya.

"Wanna f*ck?" to his daughter Stephanie.

He has also said - allegedly, in the most appalling examples - the following...


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