10 Desperate Things WWE Superstars Did In The Name Of Love

2. Perry Saturn & Moppy

So desperate for love that you mistake the delectable Terri Runnels for a mop... or maybe Perry was just confused. Saturn was put in this role as a form of punishment for that infamous match with jobber Mike Bell. Saturn was overly rough and gave an almost 'shoot' performance with Bell which meant WWE reworked his character. What they didn't bank on was how popular it would become. After receiving head trauma in matches against the APA and Raven, Saturn began speaking nonsensically, allegedly as the result of a (kayfabe) concussion. Saturn began using the phrase "you're welcome" at inopportune intervals in a Stone Cole 'What' kind of way before falling 'in love' with "Moppy." Somehow, this led to Saturn's manager at the time, Terri Runnels, telling perry to choose between Moppy and her. Inevitably, Saturn chose the mop. Runnels left Saturn for Raven, who would help her get revenge on Saturn by kidnapping Moppy and feeding 'her' into a wood chipper. Love works in mysterious ways.