10 Dream WWE Matches (That Will Never Happen)

This is more of a nightmare match than a dream match, but it would be quite the car crash. Two of the most spectacular physical specimens ever to (dis)grace the WWE, and perhaps not coincidentally two of the worst workers, this has the makings of a fascinating disaster.

Gonzalez is remembered more for his truly disgusting fur-clad faux naked costume than his in ring performances, but in his sole year of service he managed to stink up all three of the WWE’s biggest PPVs. Khali, meanwhile, managed to drag a long career out of his limited move set of chops, headbutts, and one-footed pins. Between them, you’d be looking at nearly sixteen feet of incompetence, and perhaps a decisive bout for the Worst Of All Time title. Would it sell tickets? Most likely no, it would not. Nevertheless, you’d struggle to look away.

Gonzalez sadly passed away in 2010, his costume forever retired, but the legacy of massive blokes who can’t do all that much lives on in the increasingly limited Big Show. Toss in a post-WrestleMania III Andre The Giant and you’ve got yourself a truly plodding fatal four way.