10 Dumbest Names For Modern WWE Wrestlers

5. Lucky Cannon

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Upon his arrival in FCW, he wrestled as Johnny Prime, which is a bit cliched in the "I'm a cool guy and I wrestle" vein, but it was workable. Certainly a lot better than Lucky Cannon, which conjures up memories of "Lucky Day" in the movie Three Amigos. You'd think his gimmick would be that of a silent-film actor with a name like that, but you'd be very wrong.

Come to think of it, what was Lucky Cannon's gimmick? What exactly was so 'lucky' about him? He did cut a promo on NXT about having no friends, which is probably the most memorable thing he did as a WWE employee.

After his release in August 2011, Cannon appears to have vanished from the business.

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Justin has been a wrestling fan since 1989, and has been writing about it since 2009. Since 2014, Justin has been a features writer and interviewer for Fighting Spirit Magazine. Justin also writes for History of Wrestling, and is a contributing author to James Dixon's Titan series.