10 Expectations Vs. Reality For WWE SummerSlam 2020
3. The Fiend Bray Wyatt Vs. Braun Strowman
Expectation:
A storytelling masterpiece crafted by Bray Wyatt, a genius.
Reality:
You might expect a s t o r y t e l l i n g m a s t e r p i e c e because you're deranged by WWE's rhetoric. Whatever it is that Bray Wyatt and Braun Strowman think it is they're doing, it's not great pro wrestling storytelling. It is horrendously acted drivel rife with plot holes, even within its own supernatural context, because Strowman was "changed" by Wyatt into a dancer when they "came into contact" in 2019.
It's piss-poor cinema clumsily welded to wrestling. There is next to no wrestling. Any film fan ignorant of wrestling would piss themselves laughing at how sh*tty this is. It's literally impossible for this to be good under any criteria. People think it's good because the mighty Vince McMahon is often fond of saying that WWE "tells stories".
Provided you have the capacity to distinguish things that are good from things that are bad, you are going to cringe your a*sehole inside out. Oh my God...Braun Strowman was a rosebud! That is genius long-term storytelling!
They are both going to no-sell moves with a villain laugh because you see, deep down, in the swampy depths of the dark heart, we are all monsters.
For that is the very nature...of man.