Wrestling Name: Super Mario Oh Mario, why always him? The class clown Super Mario has made more of a name for himself backstage than in the ring. He's always up to something. He's the go-to guy for some backstage comic relief, and his televised July 4th firework parties are legendary. Need a guy for a backstage bit to sell a product? Mario's your guy. Need a guy in a Santa suit for a Christmas special? Mario again. Need a guy to do something backstage that's played for laughs and doesn't involve bodily fluids for once? That's right, Mario it is. Though he's something of a comedy character, he still knows his way around a ring. He's powerful, and can really throw a guy around in there. He just gets a little distracted from time to time, that's all. But this loveable babyface is ripe for a big push whenever a spot opens up. He has a mean streak switch that can be flipped at any point, and a physique that wouldn't look weird with a title belt around it. His best angle, however, is with Damien Sandow. The two go back and forth pulling pranks on each other. Sandow's are we'll thought out, involve careful planning and are usually a Rube Goldberg machine of details. Mario's are usually just a rude, Goldberg-style beating. Who He Should Feud With: Damien Sandow
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