Wrestling Name: Zlatan Simply Zlatan. A former kung-fu champion, he's all fast-paced strikes and body-blows. His dropkick is the best in the business. He is known mostly for his promos though. Think The Rock in 2000. His promos are mesmerising, cutting down his opponents and putting himself over with one cutting phrase. He's arrogant but loveable. He talks the talk and walks the walk better than almost anyone. He's a heel though. Of course. He loves being a heel too much to ever turn face. Cheers mean nothing to Zlatan. He is driven only the boos of the humiliated. Why pick a fallen man up if he wasn't good enough to remain on his feet in the first place? Try as he might though, the fans still love him though. How can they not? He's just too good as what he does. In fact, he's pretty much exactly the same as he is now. You know what? Don't change anything. Just book him as-is. You probably don't even need to tell him that he's a wrestler now. He'll be fine out there. Who He Should Feud With: Daniel Bryan
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