10 Forgotten Theme Songs Of Well-Known WWE Superstars

3. John Cena's First Thuganomics Theme

John Cena's first theme song as the "Doctor of Thuganomics" was not, in fact, "Basic Thuganomics", but this generic, throwaway rap track.

Quite literally a "Create a Wrestler" theme song, it was nothing more than record scratches and unintelligible speech over a trite funk groove. As if his very first theme wasn't bland enough (though, what else do you give a rookie with no personality aside from hometown-colored trunks?), this song was nowhere near hip. It was like an old man's idea of what rap music is.

Thank goodness they found out that Cena could actually rap...

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