10 Funniest Wrestling YouTube Videos

9. The Birthplace Of 'JEEEEEEEEESUS!'

Not Bethlehem, obviously.

Maffew's legendary Botchamania series is, alongside 'It's Still Real To Me, Dammit!', way too much of an obvious choice to list here - but we can get away with Botchamania: Origins.

This incredible video isn't just notable for Danzig's ludicrously hammy delivery of 'JEEEEEEEEESUS!', which is so infamously over the top that it appears on practically every instalment of the series. Danzig in this amateur hour Combat Zone Wrestling promo gets himself into such a dither that by the thirty second mark he unintentionally (I think) calls out for his mother, before escalating his threat in record time.

Rather than describe eloquently how he's going to hurt The H8 Club, he goes from 0-60 miles per hour by simply telling them that they're going 'TO DIE!' He then douses himself in water, in an apparent attempt to cool off, but this doesn't really work. Within a second, he's back in full throttle, guaranteeing that he's going to 'KILL THEM'.

In between snarling like a dog and touching his head like a toddler who's just worked out how to use his hands, Zandig hilariously remembers to sign off in an endearingly formal manner - 'I'm the Ultraviolent Icon, this is Robbie Moreno!' - before ambling off into the sunset.

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