10 Gimmicks So Bad They Didn't Even Make It To WWE TV
9. Bob Holly: Space Man
Ground control to Major Bob.
Take your...protein pills and put your helmet on.
And then go and beat everybody!
Bob Holly was such a delightfully ornery presence that it's a miracle he didn't punch whichever f*cker said he should be called 'Sparky' in the first place. He was a racing mark, which explains the gimmick, and he was also a really hard and abrasive bastard, which explains the whole Hardcore Holly deal subsequent to that. He never did evolve beyond that persona. Why would he? He was over. And more to the point, who'd ask him?
Some very brave WWECW staffer, evidently, since there was an idea to reinvent Bob Holly as an astronaut on the C-level brand. Per the surrounding apocrypha, he was to be renamed 'Spacecore Holly' and would travel through space and time in a loose thematic link to the SciFi channel which, you know, could have just paid for some original science fiction programming.
Better yet, there was additional monkey synergy; an actual monkey was planned to be his sidekick. Amazing. Imagine Holly fake-smiling through all that. Imagine the inevitable threats to kick its f*cking little ass.