1. Hustle, Loyalty, Respect
John Cena has many catchphrases. Rise Above Hate is a good one but makes you pull funny faces at the camera. If you want some, come get some is also useful, particularly if you work in a school canteen. Then there is Im a member of the chain gang which is a very good one if you are, in fact, a member of a 19th century chain gang. One of them beats them all into a STFUd submission though and that is (well, you all know, because youve already read the title above) Hustle. Loyalty. Respect. Hustle To obtain illicitly (like a kiss from Zack Ryders girlfriend) or by forceful action (like Michael Coles dignity when you undress him and cover him in BBQ sauce in front of baying crowd. Yay! Be a star!). Loyalty A strong feeling of support (like supporting Eves lips as her boyfriend is driven off in an ambulance) or allegiance (like watching your team-mates getting decimated by The Authority every week and doing nothing about it). Respect A feeling of deep admiration (for another mans girlfriend) or having due regard for someones feelings (see all of the above Zack Ryder comments). Either way, John Cena is a WWE hero. Kids love him. Women love him. Men love him. We can look at any of these Life Lessons from John Cena and think, yes, I can do this. I can do better in life. I can...not be seen. At the end of the day though, John Cena is an iconic wrestler and a moral man who supports a great amount of charities. We could all do well to be a little bit more like John Cena. Just dont leave your girlfriend with him (even if you think Eve kissed him, she didnt, she was lured in by his hustle, loyalty and respectful lips). This Festive Season, put on your jorts, pull out the raps and lets all be a little bit more John Cena. Peace Out. Word Life. Er, Happy Christmas.