10 Life Lessons From John Cena Every Man Must Follow
2. If Someone Gets In Your Face, Rap At Them
John might not do this very often anymore (although he wheeled out the old Vanilla Ice in his feud with The Rock) but this might be a Life Lesson we all could take from big bad John. How many times, back in the day, did we see Cena rap down an opponent and defeat them even before he reached the ring? It was the Beastie Boys version of The Undertakers long, slow entrance. Defeat them in the ring-walk. Johns raps are near legendary and not offensive at all when you look back at them. Lines such as After I take your gold, Im going to take your sister Holmes (best use that one when demanding a wage rise). Hey, Im not nervous cause you go this weird fetish with butts. Im scared because your favourite food is sausage and nutts (maybe down the gym when youre getting changed, to the bloke you play squash with?). You smell like crap so I know you dont like soap (best used perhaps when entering the shower with said squash buddy). Either way, John Cena, he loves men just as much as he loves women. Hes equal rights and, yo, puts bad guys down bang to rights! WORD LIFE!
