10 Live Observations From WWE Glasgow

9. Booty O's Cereal & Money In The Bank Lunchbox

Xavier Woods Glasgow 2016
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Anytime I head to a WWE show I always like to head to the merch stand to see if there's anything that'll force me into making an impulse purchase.

Straight away, I spotted the Booty O cereal box for just £5. I almost caved and got the nutritious breakfast snack but in the end I decided to splurge on an overpriced burger and fries instead. Throughout the night, we were trying to spot whose merch was the top seller and the New Day had it won by a country mile.

Three lads in front of us proudly wore their Unicorn horns for the three hour show. We admired their moxy for essentially wearing glow in the dark penises for the night to show their support for Big E, Kofi and Xavier.

Anyone who knows me would tell you I'm not the most paternal person in the world, so seeing little kids in converse shoes or whatever doesn't make me want to start a family tomorrow or anything. BUT, when I saw a 5 year-old-boy with a Booty O's shirt on and carrying a Money In The Bank lunchbox, I couldn't help but be that embarrassing person to point it out and yelp "Awwww!".

Imagine being a kid and being able to go to school with a Money In The Bank lunchbox. There's really no better way to eat your sandwich than out of one of those.

Although in my school I'd have probably tried to cash-in on one of my friends...

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Kenny is a successful podcast host with Inside The Ropes, promotes exciting Q&A events in the UK with the likes of Sting and DDP, has interviewed the big guns like Foley, Jericho, Bruno and Austin and enjoys cheese a great deal.