10 LIVE Observations From WWE WrestleMania 35
7. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The Show Is Too Long. The Show Is Too F*cking Long.
At 7.5 hours, it was literally physically impossible to react to everything in the way you might have expected to react in the weeks and months prior. Imagine it's February. Roman Reigns has just announced that his leukaemia is in remission. Future you, eyes bloodshot from WrestleMania's punishing duration, taps you on the shoulder. Hey - this is all very life-affirming and courageous, but nobody is going to react to his redemptive arc on a hostile battleground because we're all too knackered. I felt such a pang of guilt when Roman toiled for no reaction. This man overcame a life-threatening illness, and he didn't even command a big reaction, before the match underwhelmed, because myself and everybody else had simply experienced a few too many hours of a realised lifelong dream.
This new model of the 'Mania card isn't just an inconvenience to the jetlagged; it undermines narratives because it spews out too much content to process.