10 Managers WWE Must Use

4. Rick Martel - Breezango

enzo amore
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Even supermodels need representation, and who better than a former Model? Rick Martel is the spiritual ancestor of Tyler Breeze and Fandango, and he was a part of several championship tag teams himself, including the Can-Am Connection with Tom Zenk. You know what fashion-conscious duo is comprised of one American and one Canadian (albeit one with a staggering variety of seasonal residences)?

Martel -- complete with a large button reading, "YES I AM A MANAGER" -- would be responsible for booking his clients for both runway gigs and wrestling matches, and he'd always accompany them to ringside with his comically large atomizer.

A condition of Martel's relationship with Breezango would be an endorsement deal for Arrogance, his newly-relaunched signature scent. Apart from seeing it repeatedly spritzed into the eyes of their opponents, Breezus and Dango would star in weekly monochromatic commercials for the stuff. Sports entertainment gold.

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