10 More Wrestling Segments That Accidentally Filmed Things You Weren't Meant To See
2. The Dyad Literally Doesn't Work
If there any 62 year-old males currently residing in North America reading this article who don't wish to know the presumed identity of the Dyad tag team in NXT 2.0, a spoiler warning follows:
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They're probably the Grizzled Young Veterans, who can't possibly be an excellent tag team unit with a fabulously antagonistic promo game; because they're in NXT 2.0, they must have "a thing" removed entirely from wrestling. There are businesswomen, mafiosos, jazz singers, college students, and chefs. That last one is made up - all the others, incredibly, are real - but you've no idea.
The Dyad are druid acolyte types who following around the supernatural "woke" character Joe Gacy, and the whole deal is even more of a f*cking mess than that because they work in their hoods. Now, because they work in their hoods, WWE unwittingly captures them readjusting outfits woefully unsuited to pro wrestling. They should be attempting to harm their opponents, but instead, they aren't. You're not meant to see this, but it's almost impossible not to.
Imagine watching the TNA Blindfold match and instead of thinking "This is doing neither man any favours," thinking "Both these guys are great, they should team again with the hoods on".