10 Most Badass Wrestling Threats EVER

2. The Last Thing You Want To Hear...

Eddie Kingston
AEW

...from the last man you'd ever want to hear it from.

Minoru Suzuki helped pioneer mixed martial-arts by co-founding Pancrase. Suzuki beat Ken Shamrock, then the marketed World's Most Dangerous Man, in a legit fight. Twice. Suzuki is such a tough and frightening man that he was able, in a shoot fight, to reverse a hold by gradually pressing his shinbone against his opponent for a prolonged period of time. The periostal layer covering the shin is swarming with pain receptors and is particularly vulnerable because barely any flesh or muscle protects it. The shin is one of the weakest points of most men.

To Suzuki, it is a f*cking weapon.

Suzuki is a genius pro wrestler because he is able to project and articulate this outrageous toughness within the theatrical context of the form. His scary facial expressions; his glee at being chopped because it's an invitation for him to hit harder; his terrifyingly quick penetration step that endangers his opponents in less than a second: the man is incredible, and his promo game is, too.

Two years ago, he cut a promo aimed at NJPW and TV Asahi and the commentary team's insistence on referring to him as a 52 year-old. "I'm not like those other 52 year-olds who can barely take a crap. Don't push me. I only live to fight. That's the only reason I eat!"

You'd be f*cking sh*tting yourself if you were poor Chris Charlton.

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!