10 Most Bizarre WWF Hasbro Figures

5. Ted DiBiase #3

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The third Ted DiBiase figure is arguably the best, even though it doesn't include a Million Dollar title. The reason is very simple: he's wearing wrestling attire! Now, I happen to like the previous two Million Dollar Man toys, but it is a little ridiculous having him wrestle wearing his glitzy green suit. Not that I play with the figures, you understand, but if I did...

Anyway, if it is the best, what makes it so bizarre? By the time wrestle-ready DiBiase was released, he was at a stage in his WWF career when he was almost exclusively a manager, so it's almost as if the scheduling of his merchandise was in reverse.

Also, a little word on that hairstyle. It's very, very blonde here. He looks more like Barry Gibb than Ted DiBiase. 'Tragedy'. (The BeeGees were a band popular in '60s and '70s.)

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