10 Most DEMENTED Wrestling Fantasy Booking Ideas Found Online
5. Sting Vs. The Undertaker
There's nothing demented about the idea of doing a Sting Vs. Undertaker match (unless of course you are Vince McMahon, who seemed cold on the idea of the most fantasy-booked matches ever because he hates you).
One idea of how it should go, however, was...insane.
It's unclear who originally pitched it, but the idea was recounted on WrestlingForum.com.
The big match is finally here. The entrances are spectacular. You can't see a thing for the dry ice. 'Taker and Sting don't even have to do anything for the first three minutes. The psychological game of eye contact is enough to send the crowd into a frenzy. Sting eats a snake eyes, but wait! He pounds his chest! He doesn't register it!
Stinger splash, but no! 'Taker sits up after first falling to the canvas!
And then, Jesus Christ, the lights go out, and the match simply...ends with Sting's bat and 'Taker's urn left in the middle of the ring.
Do you get it?
They respected one another so much that they couldn't finish the fight. Their legacies are so strong that neither could be tarnished. What they've done for this business is too sacred.
You're not an exotic dancer in the mid-'90s. The Undertaker isn't going to shag you, mate.