10 Most INFURIATING WWE Quirks
6. Pronouns, Pal!
Bruce Prichard provides fascinating insights into the brain of Vince McMahon (in addition to countless untruths and tiresome Dave Meltzer baiting - did you know wrestling is somehow above journalism?) on his Something To Wrestle podcast. He's even spun a catchphrase from one in particular:
"Pronouns, pal!"
WWE commentators and other on-air personnel are forbidden from using pronouns - he, she, they - you know, the most natural means imaginable of referring to a subject after you have already established that subject. For those employees, this is a punishing exercise in programmed speech patterns - as if they are learning how to be robots. For the viewer, it only underscores the notion that the WWE onscreen product is deeply contrived, and serves as a punishing reminder that the man in charge of it all is a godd*mn lunatic. Whenever a wrestler (sorry, sports entertainer) holds an advantage over their opponent (sorry, builds momentum), any given commentator is required to refer to that sports entertainer by name relentlessly.
In retrospect, perhaps the on-air squabbling between Corey Graves and Booker T was a welcome distraction.