10 Most Memorable Wrestling Love Triangles

9. Perry Saturn Cheats On Terri Runnels With... Moppy?!

Climactic Event: Unforgiven Location: Pittsburgh Date: September 23, 2001 Wow. This was straight up, hot garbage. Perry Saturn, the muscle of the Radicalz, got conked on the head, and he fell in love with a mop. A freaking mop. And when Terri Runnels asked him to choose between her or the mop? Of course, he chose the mop. But then Terri fed her competition into a woodchipper, and that was the end of that. It was long rumored that Moppy was Perry Saturn's punishment for almost killing Mike Bell in the ring. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3PXIf03PNY In a shoot interview back in 2011, Saturn revealed that Moppy was actually Vince€™s brilliant idea, and that he hated it even more than the fans did.
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