10 Most Memorable WWE Funeral Parlor Segments

9. Sid Justice (5 October 1991)

Strangely enough, 'The Master and Ruler of the World' rarely had command over his promo skills during his career. Whenever Sid got behind the mic, nine times out of ten you could expect unintentionally hilarious stumbles that have since become the stuff of Botchamania legend. This time, however, we got the rarest of occasions: a concise, effective and COHERENT Sid promo.

Fresh off the heels of rescuing Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth from Jake Roberts and The Undertaker during the Macho Man's wedding reception, an enraged Justice set foot on the Funeral Parlor and delivered a searing, intimidating rebuke of 'The Snake'. With only 57 seconds, he would put together arguably the best promo of his career. Sid likened Roberts to the very snakes he trafficked in, labeled him a symbol of the devil and entertained the idea that Jake might even be Satan himself. After closing with a killer line about sending his new nemesis back home to Hell, the ensuing feud would surely have been something to see.

Too bad a biceps injury to Sid two weeks later kept it from happening.

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