10 Most Pointless WWE Returns

9. Grandmaster Sexay

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Many fans have, quite sensibly, purged the memory of Michael Cole's 2011 feud with Jerry Lawler, but anyone who remembers it will remember the pivotal role played by Brian Christopher, better known by ring name Grandmaster Sexay.

As the real-life son of the King, Sexay joined the Raw broadcast team in the ring in March 2011, opining that his father had never shown him any affection (even though, if we're being totally honest, he may not have had a career in WWE at all without the help of some familial ties).

Lawler proved those claims wrong by publicly embarrassing his clearly out-of-sorts son and comparing him to Charlie Sheen. Great job, dad, and don't forget to tell him how much you hated his fourth-grade paintings while you're at it (keep in mind King is supposed to be the face here).

That was pretty much the extent of Sexay's role in the feud. He left the company again soon after, not even sticking around long enough to watch Michael Cole avenge his dad's hurtful words with an unlikely victory at WrestleMania XXVII.

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