7. Bret's Bad Ballad
Speaking of music, who remembers Jason Donovan? If you grew up in the UK in the 1980's, there was no escaping this guy, and nothing more needs to be said about the teenage heart throb. If you grew up on the other side of the pond, however, you most likely have no knowledge of the weedy teen idol who made Justin Bieber look like Zakk Wylde. How lucky you are! Let me make it clear, there could only be one thing worse than a song sung by Jason Donovan, and that was a song that was rejected by Jason Donovan and instead given to Bret 'Hitman' Hart. That's right folks, if you download track four of 1993's WrestleMania: The Album, you can hear 'the Hitman' sing about breaking hearts and making girls cry. And I used the term "sing" extremely loosely - Bret literally talks his way through the tender little ditty. The Simon Cowell-produced piece is so bad it's amazing, the best part arguably being when Bret runs through the different ways to end his relationship, sounding extremely irritated as he spits "But either way, she'll end up CRYING". Clearly, Bret didn't believe in letting girls down gently, as his vocal delivery sounds like he'd rather slam the girl to the mat and drop an elbow on her from the second rope. When it comes to love songs and tender ballads, this was definitely a 4/10. https://youtu.be/NXRcL5fDgec
Daniel Donnelly
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It ain't easy! Former Manager of Ultimate Warrior's "WarriorWeb", Former Senior Editor of Vince Russo's "Pyro and Ballyhoo", and wrestling fan for over twenty five years. Daniel's favourite wrestling memory is being in Wembley Stadium with his Grandad for SummerSlam '92.
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