10 Most Ridiculous Hulk Hogan Matches Ever

3. Hulk Hogan Vs. Yokozuna - WrestleMania IX

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The worst WrestleMania of all-time was topped off by the worst Mania main-event of all time. No, not Bret Hart vs. Yokozuna (though that surely lands in the bottom five), but the real last match, which was Hulk Hogan vs. Yokozuna.

Up to that point, Yokozuna had been unstoppable. Bret Hart, the workhorse of the entire company, gave it his best shot against the monster, but came up short. All Hogan needed was 22 seconds to slay the beast.

As soon as the reigning champ won, Hogan came out to ringside and got himself an impromptu match after already wrestling earlier in the show. Despite his mysterious black eye, he picked up the easy win.

It made Bret look like a chump, Yokozuna look like a jobber and Hulk look like an egomaniac. Only one of those three things still holds true today.

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