10 Most Ridiculous Physiques In Wrestling Today

1. Brian Cage

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Now we don't want to cast any aspersions on the dietary regime of Impact's mammoth Californian Brian Cage, but it wouldn't be surprising if he was in the same wellness testing pool as Triple H. The former bodybuilder's physique belongs on a list of its own, somehow even less realistic than a Frank Frazetta hero and reminiscent of a create-a-wrestler disaster with all the sliders pushed to 10,000.

Cage's sinewy structure is seriously scary. The heart rate begins to raise just looking at those legs wider than Italy, before even considering arms as thick as most people's, well, people. There's not enough material in the world to cover him.

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