10 Most Ridiculous Physiques In Wrestling Today

4. WALTER

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Austrian bruiser WALTER isn't barrel-chested so much as mammoth water tank chested, a towering hunk of Wiener Würstl tipping the scales just shy of 300 grisly pounds. The European's colossal frame has absolutely no bearing on his ability to motor around the ring, which is what makes his physique so ridiculous.

In a bygone era, a man of WALTER's considerable bulk would have slowly lumbered around like a drunk elephant, stinking up the house in much the same way. Not this guy; anyone who has seen him on the indies or rising up to become NXT UK's top champion knows there's brutal bombast in all that brawn.

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