10 Most Ridiculous Physiques In Wrestling Today

3. Dave Meltzer

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Most wrestlers, heck, most bodybuilders, would be envious of Dave Meltzer's phenomenal physique, usually glimpsed as biceps burgeoning through strained t-shirts at conventions. But here's the thing: Big Dave is set to turn 60-years-old this autumn, and he's no athlete, but a journalist. This isn't your typical Fleet Street build.

It makes you wonder just how heavy the veteran scribe's pen must be, but given how prodigiously he taps out contents, it's no wonder his guns are in such good nick. Either that, or it's lifting during the commercials of Raw for the past ten years; that'd be enough to make a God out of anyone.

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