10 Most SCATHING Times Wrestlers Buried WWE

8. Everybody Hates Survivor Series!

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More diplomatic than scathing, this entry, but it's all in the subtext.

Clearly, Becky Lynch and Xavier Woods reckon WWE's annual November tradition of desolation is utter sh*t, but as major contracted stars, they have to be somewhat euphemistic. In fact, as major contracted stars, they really should be earnest in their promotion of the event.

"Survivor Series is great! It's the one night per year that the Superstars of RAW and SmackDown compete head-to-head!"

They weren't.

"It's just another match," Woods said of this year's men's traditional 5 Vs. 5. "We're trying to figure out what does the winner get?" Woods questioned CBS Sports...in his guise as an interview subject.

This really isn't normal. The entire WWE roster is just doing sh*te for swimming pool money at this point. It's as if WWE storylines are so devoid of purpose that the carnies can't even bring themselves to be carnies anymore.

Becky Lynch, who won the most best and most anticipated match on the show, promoted it in an interview with Vincent Beltran. Well, she didn't promote it. She said it was sh*tty. "The old brand supremacy is a little outdated," she admitted.

"Who the f*ck is that guy?" Becky said, pointing at the logo.

 
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