Kane once subdued Shane McMahon, hooked two jumper cables up to his testicles and proceeded to electrocute him on live television. If that was not bad enough, he lit Hall of Famer Jim Ross on fire and watched him squirm around on the ground, screaming in pain as the flames burned his back. Still not satisfied that the Devil's Favorite Demon is not crazy? How about the time he impregnated Lita, then beat Matt Hardy in a match for the right to marry the fiery redhead? The point is, Kane's career is like one big psychiatric file. It is also one dotted with championship gold and longevity few can claim. Being absolutely bonkers worked out well for the Big Red Monster. And one cannot really blame him. He was a kid when his brother, The Undertaker, burned down the funeral home and killed his parents. More importantly, if mommy and daddy dearest gave birth a guy who would go on to international fame and recognition as The Deadman, imagine what gems ol' Morticia and Gomez must have been. They could not have possibly been a great influence on a young Kane, who would eventually drive drunk, kill his girlfriend and engage in necrophilia. Is it any wonder that he would return to wreak havoc on the world of WWE the way that he did?
Erik Beaston is a freelance pro wrestling writer who likes long walks in the park, dandelions and has not quite figured out that this introduction is not for Match.com. He resides in Parts Unknown, where he hosts weekly cookouts with Kane, The Ultimate Warrior, Papa Shango and The Boogeyman. Be jealous.
